My friends, they love my intelligence
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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