come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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