That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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