Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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