Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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