Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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