they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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