Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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