i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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