So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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