The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Do vagina's smell?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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