Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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