Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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