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(865): View more from Tennessee

that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.

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(850): View more from Florida

I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5

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(519): View more from Ontario

just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity

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(225): View more from Louisiana

ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today

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(512): View more from Texas

I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.

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(563): View more from Iowa

As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...

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(281): View more from Texas

I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????

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