with your own penis?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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