I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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