is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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