ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
