I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
BRING THE BAGELS
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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