I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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