Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize