Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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