at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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