So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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