kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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