so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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