If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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