i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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