What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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