I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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