I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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