Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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