mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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