I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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