Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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