Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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