I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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