bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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