so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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