I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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