Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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