If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
