She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
