It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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