I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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