I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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