OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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