At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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