Me too!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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