Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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