so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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