I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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